Quirky Park Visitor Gifts

Feeding birds boogers.

Lion tamer feeding birds.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

Cheese grater slide.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

Topiary: helping nature look her best

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Coast to coast walk.

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

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