Quirky Park Visitor Mugs

Feeding birds boogers.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Topiary: helping nature look her best

Cheese grater slide.

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

Coast to coast walk.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'