Fun Park Goer Mugs

Cheese grater slide.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Life's a Bench.

Psychiatry in the Park

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Now this is a dog park!"

Automatic swing machine

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Feathered frenzy

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Sorry Kid?"

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

'You spoil those pigeons.'