Amusement Park Goer Mugs

Humane cattle slaughter.

Whack-A-Mole Surrender

Attention! You must be the same height, width and depth as this sing to get on this ride.

"Now this is a dog park!"

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'

Tunnel of love.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'...Please stop the...'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Tunnel of like.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

Summer Outing Planning