Creative Park Goer Mugs

"Can we borrow your pencil sharpener?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"Sorry Kid?"

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Off Leash Dog Park

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'