Adventurous Park-goer Gifts

"I hate the snake park." "I love the snake park."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Feathered frenzy

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Giant pine cone crushes car.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Off Leash Dog Park

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

How to deal with weeds

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

Boy playing with radio-controlled sailing boat in boating pond. There is a frog on a lilly pad playing with a remote-control car.

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'