Adventurous Park-goer Prints

"I hate the snake park." "I love the snake park."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Scenes from a Vacation

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Feathered frenzy

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Giant pine cone crushes car.

"We're looking for our local post office."

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

Off Leash Dog Park

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Life's a bench.

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

'Nevermore.' (quote the raven, feeding pigeons)

How to deal with weeds

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"If anyone needs me, I'm on my biscotti break in Bryant Park, ogling the shirtless losers."

Man feeding coffee to birds from park bench.