Park Walks Mugs

Is this Seat Taken?

Playing Fetch.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"A little help, please."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Bear Hugging Season Open

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

The High Line at Giza

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"