Park Walking Mugs

'You'll have to do something about your squirrel chasing dogs in the park.'

Playing Fetch.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Danger Falling Leaves

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder