'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'
Wall Street Wanderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Wall Street wanderer? Whether they’re passionate about finance or have an insatiable curiosity for new horizons, our collection combines wit and style. Find something that captures their entrepreneurial zest and adventurous soul—perfect for inspiring their next big journey or simply showing support for their ambitious spirit.
Stock Market Adventure
"After all O'Shaunessy, this is Wall Street."
'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'
...Shares can go up as well as down.
Bar & Grille 6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.
'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'
What goes up...
NYSE - Since the crash of 1987, all seats are equipped with air bags.
Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.
'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'
'It will be a 'staycation' this year. Instead of running with the bulls of Pamplona, we'll be running with the bulls of wall street.'
Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.
"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."
"I miss the pre-recession tranquility."
'The business cycle? Oh,yeah, I'd forgotten about that. Okay, I'll come back in.'
Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.
"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."
"I'm an occasional, not an everyday friend. I guess you could say I'm like the stock market."
"Oh, why doesn't everybody just merge with everybody else and get it over with?"
STOCK MARKET ANALYST (And other odd jobs).
The Bullish World
'So what's this investment problem of yours?'
'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'
"I'm re-balancing my portfolio to 10% bonds, 90% scotch."
Stocks were up today on news that most of us have no @#%^ clue why stocks go up or down.
"He's no hat and all corgis."
"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."
See you at the farmers market!
'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'
'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'
What happens when the bears are running the market.
'Time to buy.'
'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'
"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."
Wall Street Wanderer Gifts Collection
Wall Street Wanderer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate Wall Street wanderers—perfect for morning coffee or office perks.
Wall Street Wanderer Pillows
Discover pillows inspired by financial adventure and exploration—bring personality and comfort to any space.
Wall Street Wanderer Prints
Browse our prints that fuse finance and wanderlust—perfect for inspiring their next adventure.
Wall Street Wanderer T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts designed for Wall Street explorers—stylish and witty for everyday wear.