Stock Market Wanderer Gifts

'My problem is, I lost my first million before I made my first million.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

See you at the farmers market!

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Jumping Wall Street.

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.