Marketplace Wanderer Gifts

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Evil queen selling apples.

A boy purchasing coal from a greengrocer.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I shop, therefore I am."

See you at the farmers market!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Customer Convention

Island of Lost Guys.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Placier.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Vegicurious

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Olives

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Self-help books for cynics'

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century