Marketplace Wanderer T-Shirts

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Evil queen selling apples.

A boy purchasing coal from a greengrocer.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

See you at the farmers market!

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Customer Convention

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Island of Lost Guys.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Vegicurious

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Placier.

Olives

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

Werehouses.