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'No, the vegetables.'

Playing Fetch.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I shop, therefore I am."

See you at the farmers market!

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Island of Lost Guys.

Customer Convention

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Larry's Literary Market

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Vegicurious

Placier.

Olives

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'