Market Goer T-Shirts

'Do you want your change?'

See you at the farmers market!

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Wall Street Investing.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

Olives

Illuminating agricultural production

Placier.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'