Vintage Market Goer T-Shirts

At the Riverside, off Billingsgate Fish Market

Demure lady with gloves

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."