Bazaar Wanderer T-Shirts

"...And the humus is that good?!!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I shop, therefore I am."

See you at the farmers market!

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Customer Convention

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Island of Lost Guys.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Olives

Placier.

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'