Bazaar Wanderer Prints

"...And the humus is that good?!!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

See you at the farmers market!

"I shop, therefore I am."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Customer Convention

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Island of Lost Guys.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Placier.

Olives

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

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