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Noah's Ark Books: No animals allowed.

Books a Lot

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Monster Self-Help

Crime in bookshop

"I'm after the history section."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Mysteries.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books On Paper

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Book Shop.

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Returning to reading

Crime

Noisy Books

A woman in glasses

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"