Warehouse Wanderer Prints

The freight elevator for the man who has everything."

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Werehouses.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

bird interprets modern art

"I shop, therefore I am."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Free Range Employees.

Art Gallery.

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"That must be the artist over there."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

The sunglasses.

"I'm after the history section."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

You are here.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."