Stock Market Meanderer Gifts

Animal worries.

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

The Contrarian funds

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Stock Market Research and Analysis

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'I can't believe it! This is when I sent out a company memo advocating a win-win philosophy.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

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Finance piracy

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

Stock Hurricane Ride