Stock Market Voyager Gifts

Wall Street Investing.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

A giant glass of red wine

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Red Wine

Ted Hughes

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Gas, is it the future?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

If poets wrote road signs.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."

The good ship Great Britain

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"This little piggy got totally screwed by the market."

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."