Stock Market Explorers Gifts

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Guru? No! I came up here for social distancing but I do some stock trading on the side."

At the market

A child runs an equity stand.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

wealth investment

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

Guess your net worth, only 25 cents.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'The financial advisor is here.'