Market Explorers Gifts

"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

At the market

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Exchange Fund

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

The President Is Unhinged Yet We Aren't All Dead Yet and That's Kind of Amazing