Market Explorers Pillows

"Arrr! Nobody wants to trade fer me patches!"

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

At the market

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Exchange Fund

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

Man on street selling 'Business Ethics ... $500'.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'It's amazing how fast a business can go from being in the pink to in the red.'

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.