Investment Explorers Gifts

'For some reason, hiking up here reminds me of my underperforming portfolio!'

Day trading.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

A child runs an equity stand.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

wealth investment

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"Dow's up!"

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

The Day Trader

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'The financial advisor is here.'

Bookkeeping Club

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'The good news is it's curable, the bad news is you can't afford it.'

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

Stock Exchange.

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'