Investment Explorer Gifts

'Did you apply for our execution only service?'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'What's gold doing now'

Exercised my stock options but am unable to access my wealth for another 6 months

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'I'm here to grant your every wish and here's my colleague to help you manage money wisely.'

"Be truthful with me, Ben-what's the difference between mid cap and large cap?"

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

'Stand over there and hold out some money. I want to test my fiscal compass.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'It's up to you, but I'd recommend long-term growth stocks.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

Worried about the future? We have worst-case-scenario funds!

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

"Now do you see why I'm having trouble getting your money out of the hedge fund?"

'I should've known it sounded too good to be true!'

'I propose a merger!'

'Stocks edged higher on the news that 'nothing ventured...nothing gained'.'

'I probably spend about 95 of what I make on partying--the rest gets squandered.'

'Stocks declined on news there IS more to fear than fear itself.'

Stock Exchange.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Which investment form fits better? Funds? Stocks?? Fixed dposits??? Or real property???? You see how badly I need a Feng Shui consultant!'

'Think of it this way, without the help of a professional, it could have taken you twice as long to go broke.'

"I was looking for an annuity that came with a rate that was fixed, not neutered."

We have tumultuous stocks for tumultuous times."

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

Don't hang up, sir- you haven't got a wrong number.

"We have a fund here that's plummeting slower than the rest."

'Enough about the three bears. Tell me about the Bulls and the Bears, so I can E-trade on wall street.'

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'