Insecurities Explorer Gifts

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

At the market

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Day trading.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"Everything's gone up."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

wealth investment

Economy.

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.