Wall Street Explorer Gifts

Help! Seized the Day - but it was the day the dow dropped 1,000 points.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

At the market

Day trading.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Tempest in a Teapot

Jumping Wall Street.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

wealth investment

Economy.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Long and Short term investments.