Woodstock Wanderer Gifts

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I brought cocoa."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Tree Funeral

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Camping with Mr. Thorough

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

We have to stop surprising each other.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Hold up, little dude. I wouldn't go in there yet if I were you."