Woodstock Lover Gifts

In the Year 2525

A Symphony of Penguins

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Anna Calvi

Trump! The Musical

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Military Medals

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Opening the Barrel

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'