Woodstock Lover Prints

A Symphony of Penguins

Cocktails on the verandah.

Trump! The Musical

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Opening the Barrel

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion