Record Lover Prints

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tut and Carmen.

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

At the rock concert...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.