Record Lover Mugs

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Spring Training