Woodwind Lover Gifts

I love Clarinet

"How can you be out of wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Four children playing the flute.

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Bassoon practice.

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Lady practising the clarinet.

"My parents hate it."

Mozart Clarinet

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Flight of the Bumble Bee

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Sousaphone Player

A Trying Moment.

Giraffe swing

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

"There's just one MINOR problem."

Contrabassoon

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

Clarinet

Black sheep shopkeeper has three bags of wool. He tells customer: 'Sorry mate, all spoken for. Got a new delivery coming in Tuesday.'

There's no such word as "can't".

Fleeces for sale

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

A stone age tire swing

"What can you give me for wind?"