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I love Clarinet

"How can you be out of wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Four children playing the flute.

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Ian Dury

Bassoon practice.

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Lady practising the clarinet.

Flight of the Bumble Bee

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Mozart Clarinet

"My parents hate it."

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Sousaphone Player

A Trying Moment.

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Giraffe swing

"There's just one MINOR problem."

And now on trumpet... 'Tha she blows!'

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

Contrabassoon

A single violinist with a stage full of conductors.

There's no such word as "can't".

Clarinet

Black sheep shopkeeper has three bags of wool. He tells customer: 'Sorry mate, all spoken for. Got a new delivery coming in Tuesday.'

A stone age tire swing

Fleeces for sale