Gotham Wanderer Gifts

Entering New York City- Recompress

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Mr. Right!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Tree Funeral

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.