Gothic Traveler Gifts

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Mr. Punch in Venice

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

The Raven in Flight

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'Frankendumpty'

Rainbow/Horizon

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

A bit of Newlyn.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."