Gothic Tale Adventurer Gifts

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Bookworm Sleepover

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Warrior Woman

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Time Machine Collision

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Treasure Island Book.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Playground Pipe Dreams

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Bram Stoker

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

fairy tales

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Witch dice.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."