Ghostly Traveler Gifts

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Is there anybody there?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Rest area - 12 mile.

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."