Ghostly Traveler Pillows

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Parking meter on the moon.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

A bit of Newlyn.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Is there anybody there?"

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Leonard Nimoy

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'