Gothic Vacationer Gifts

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Date Night

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Monk on the beach

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

Vincent Van Goth.

Overdoing it.

An Appreciation

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."