Gothic Vacationer Gifts

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Date Night

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Monk on the beach

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Vincent Van Goth.

An Appreciation

Overdoing it.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."