Comedic Vacationer Gifts

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Summertime

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'