Comedic Travelers Gifts

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Lambo

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Well, they did say half-board."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

"Oh, bugger!"

Maps to the Stars

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'SHOP!!!'

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Don't disturb yourself, mum; there's nothing in it that'll smash.