Comedic Vacationer Prints

Tragedy strikes a group of crossword puzzle fanatics on vacation.

"We need a new room. We trashed the one we're in looking for bedbugs."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Airport Security.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'