Comedic Travel Enthusiast Prints

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Airport Security.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Lambo

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"I have to go wee-wee."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Maps to the Stars

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'