Comedic Travel Enthusiast Prints

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Airport Security.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

Lambo

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"I have to go wee-wee."

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Not much game about today,boy!'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Maps to the Stars

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."