Historical Traveler Gifts

David and Goliath

Next 40 Years

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Progress?

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

Universe of reading

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Stephen King

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Stonehenge Books

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Travel Scenes

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'