Historical Travel Enthusiast Gifts

Halcyon Prospects.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Servicemen.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Knight Golfing

Moses' Tablet

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

'Where was the TSA?'

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Paul Ree

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"It is we."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Trump secret police

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"