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Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Frankendumpty'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Rainbow/Horizon

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Non discrimination to Vampires