Gotham Wanderer Prints

Entering New York City- Recompress

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Mr. Right!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I brought cocoa."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Oh, yeah? Well, you smell nice!"

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Tree Funeral

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.